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sisterhood of the traveling pants...

yesterday, i watched SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS with my two buddies, ashley and stephanie.  now before you think to yourself, "omg, wtf you fag!?"... let me explain to you my situation. even if you havent realized that the movie is indeed a chick-flick,  ill admit that i was there and i was watching it. but on with the story:

i was working hard (sweat and tears) at my lovely day job, century theatres, and it was about near the end of my shift.  i was sadden by the fact that it was almost time to stop working, however like around 30 mins before i had to clock out... two very cute and attractive young ladies walked in the room and came towards the concession main bar area.  even though im a magnet for disaster, luck was on my side today, because my cash register was already cashed out minutes before our guests have arrived. 

so there i was, standing in front of these two vixens face to face with nothing but a barrier, a glass container filled with popcorn, which kept me from standing closer to the magnificent view of beauty.  then there was some dialogue: just the same, "hey, how have you been?", combined with, "what are you doing here?".  as i was exercising my ninja skills of information retrieval, i deciphered all the codes of mix messages and came to the conclusion that the two angels, who were sent from heaven, came to enjoy one of their favorite pastimes, watching a movie. 

after demostrating my true power by exploiting my  espionage and interriogation skills, it was confirmed that the two voluptuous beings were there to watch THE SISTERHOOD OF TRAVELING PANTS.  the information was cruicial and was rallied to the proper authorities, codename: JASEN, which i had to rendezvous at a top secret location when a certain period of  time elasped.

after i got off duty, there was still more time for me to further investigate the situation. so courageously, i took my will and heart deep within the battlefield.  it was a moment of mystery once i step foot into the darkened and colorfully scented room.  i checked the perimeters of the containment area and i located the two decendants of aphrodite and i approached them with caution.  miraculously, i managed to position myself less than 3 feet away from them.

i thought i was sure that i was going to make it back alive without a scratch, but once i looked up to face what i believe to be the trump card of the two sorceresses of seduction, i was hopelessly enticed and entangled in their sorcery.  it was like a technique i have never witnessed or even heard about, so there was no way to counter or even defend myself against it.

overwhelmed and intoxicated by the image of love and friendship, out of my last few moments of sanity, i was able to construct and configure a method of last resort in surviving this battle.  because there was nothing that could have be done, i just endured.

minutes seemed like hours,  the images slowly deterriorated my mind, one scene after the next.  it was almost the end, the curtain call. i could see the white towel in hand... the tears, the joys... my mind was in a state of catastrophe until... JASEN had pin pointed my exact location and immediately came into the depths of the jungle and called out my name.  it was beginner's luck, but i realized the instant he yelled out my name, the illusionary technique, the one that was unleashed onto me by the irresistable gypsys, was dispelled and i was revived from the dead and free like a horse roaming in grassy fields of somewhere grassy.

when i came to my senses, i rushed through the trail where i once walked before i knew what i have gotten myself into. when i reached JASEN, it was like the moment of clarity, because i knew that i was going to live to die another day. but before i could run away and not look back, i noticed that there was something strange about the faces of these two foxes... it was as if their sunshine on a cloudy day was stripped from them and turned them into widowers of the night, mourning throughout the darkness.   it was clear for me to see that they were not playing dead, but it was surprisingly for me to believe that they would have a hard time admitting defeat. as for me, i was crowned the victor.

so there you have it. i might have left a few details out but im sure that you are able to fill in the blanks.  anyways, the movie wasnt so bad... like i think i could relate with one of the characters in the story... but then again, i think a lot of weird things.  if you cant tell already  ;o

Today at work was a slow, but odd, day.  Being a tuesday, we opened up early (10am first showing) for the baby's mommas so they could  watch movies without having to worry about their babies going deaf due to the sound volume.  It is the usual, a steady pace of strollers entering each theater.  Until, hours later when one of the movies started to roll the credits, an onslaught of strollers came out from MONSTER-IN-LAW.  There was like at least 20 strollers rolling out from that theater.  It is something that I have never seen in my life before.  It caught me off guard but I was able to keep my composure and not yell out "STROLL OUT!" (like ludacris).  So I just went, "OMG", and let me leave it at that.

Hours later, I find myself very bored and tired, which is never a good combination.  So I start my walking marathon around the peremeter to see if there was any work to be done.  But no, I was stranded with nothing to do but wait.  And so  I wait.  Until suddenly, a girl came up from the esculator with some kind of binder in her hand.  Later, I found out that the binder-thingy was a laptop.  So at that moment I thought to my geeky self, "DAMN I WANT A LAPTOP!", because I have always wanted one.  Anyways, I figured it out when I saw the girl sitting down against the wall with it open.  I didn't know what she was doing there, I thought she was doing her homework or something? haha...  later my manager walked towards me and she was like, "OMG, that girl is waiting in line for Star Wars!" I'm like, "What the hell?!"  So we were like talking about it for a bit, then she decides to get her manager to talk to the girl because she was afraid to do it. ahaha!  Minutes later, big boss came out and confronted the girl.  I didn't hear the conversation because I was busy pretending to be busy.  But my manager came back and told me that big boss told the girl that the line for SW did not start until 9 AM tomorrow, and the girl was shocked because she thought it was suppose to be today!  Damn, what a noob.  Basically, that was the talk of the rest of the day.

After work, I just went home and played some old playstation games for a bit.  After I got bored, I went to the track and ran for awhile... then to my parents' house to shower, grub, and KARAOKE!  I don't know how long I was there because once I started, I did not want to stop.  Unfortunately, being tired and exhausted, from the duration of the day,  killed it for me =[.  Oh well, maybe some other day.

Tomorrow will be interesting... SW freaks anyone? x_x